i asked noveske about the picture of the assault hammer and package addressed to dianne feinstein and
I’ll ask the ant.
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
I just saw someone say ‘woot’ in earnest on facebook in 2013. that’s crazy. that’s like still calling istanbul constantinople or something. oh yeah dude that’s some 1337 shit lol sorry let me just brb and set a funny away message my mum’s gotta make a call so my 56k’s gonna d/c.
Then it hit me
I’m the monster…